"Thank you for loving me."
This sentence could be a sweet line from some cliche romance drama, or the last words of a certain female lead dying in the arms of her boyfriend the end of some tearjerking movie. It could even be something your attached friends write as the caption of a cheesy photo with their other half. It could make you go aww or it could make you envy.
But really, this is just the worst thing you can ever thank me for.